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Visit our Beautiful Books managemnet and find lovely books for kids, photography lovers and more. For a period of eighteen days, we were ensconced in a training centre and subjected to high intensity training sessions which included lectures, presentations and games. The San Francisco Chronicle dubbed him “the cartoon hero of the workplace,” saying that the strip “has its finger on the pulse of the ’90s white-collar workplace.

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Goodreads is the world’s largest site for readers with over 50 million reviews. Dogbert’s Top Secret Management Handbook is a cynical book about how to be a cynical manager as told through the voice of the ultimate cynic; Dogbert.

Or you can just do what everyone else does and blindly follow my directions like an unthinking zombie. I couldn’t avoid laughing and smiling at many situations exposed in the book.

Dogbert’s Top Secret Management Handbook

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The strips are concentrated m “If ten people can complete a project in ten days, then one person can complete the project in one day. However, the prose got rather repetitive, and by the time I was halfway through the book, I ended up skipping it and just reading the comics. Scott Adams has likely failed at more things than anyone you’ve ever met or anyone you’ve even heard of.

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Dogbert’s Top Secret Management Handbook by Scott Adams

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